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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Trance Gemini on September 7, 2009 at 9:19am
Well I guess if one eats Jesus it's a small step to believing that atheists eat babies ;-)
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on September 7, 2009 at 8:37am
No. Kids obviously taste like goat.
Comment by Susan Stanko on September 7, 2009 at 8:08am
I thought only kids tasted like veal.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on September 7, 2009 at 1:02am
Heidi, I heard that human flesh taste like veal. A journalist ate human flesh and wrote an article in the newspaper about that looong time ago.
Comment by Louis Davout on September 6, 2009 at 9:52pm
Similar to pig? I thought everything tasted like chicken
Comment by Heidi Guedel on September 6, 2009 at 9:50pm
Stream of consciousness, Aaron - I learned somewhere that headhunters in the jungles of the Amazon referred to human meat as "long pig". No joke. Supposedly they found the flavor similar... and of course we are... um... longer bodied than pigs.
Comment by Heidi Guedel on September 6, 2009 at 12:24pm
Hee hee... well now I think I've beaten my "I can't believe it's not Jesus" joke to death.

No... WAIT! It has RISEN!!!
(And I thought it was supposed to be UNLEAVENED bread...)
Comment by Heidi Guedel on September 6, 2009 at 11:17am
Did you know that the Catholic Church has come out with a new, low-fat, low-glycemic, whole-grain communion wafer?

It's called: "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
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Comment by Aaron S. (USA) on September 6, 2009 at 10:48am
Actually, from what I understand, it's a composition by Rossini.

It's interesting to me because you tend to associate music from that era as being really stuffy, but the choir there performed this one just as it was originally intended (except that it was usually performed by women).
Comment by IAmTheBlog on September 6, 2009 at 9:33am
I liked the cat one. Ils ont un chat dans la gorge! In French instead of saying someone has a frog in their throat, they say they have a cat in the throat.

This hymn must be an example of Coptic Christianity, since the Egyptians historically loved cats so much.
 

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