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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

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Comment by Robert Tobin on July 22, 2009 at 10:35pm
Save money on funeral expenses by eating your'e dead mother then puking her into her grave.

(From Monty Python's Completely Useless Website:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/forum/index.php?sid=bfd8a8fbf2f1670b193a5af442393aa8)
Comment by Louis Davout on July 22, 2009 at 10:21pm
To Knaight Babbitt
"I could have sworn the typical doctrine was that animals don't have souls. Would it kill religions to stop moving the goal posts?"

I'm sure most have seen this, but too good to pass up.

Comment by Robert Tobin on July 22, 2009 at 9:42pm
MARTYRDOM OF ST. VICTOR
A reading from the Holy Scriptures according to St. Michael Palin

And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place to another place, where he was lain upon pillows
of silk and made himself to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet. And there stroked was he by maidens of the
Orient. For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him. His hair, ruffled they. And their fingers
rubbethed they in oil of olives, and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him. And the soles of
his feet licked they. And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees. And with the teeth of
their mouths, nibbleth they the pointed bits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves
acquainted with his most secret places. For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens, but on the sixteenth
day he cried out, saying: "This...is fantastic! Oh...this is terrific!" And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor. And verily came
He down and slew the maidens. And caused their cottonwool bugs to blow away, and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard. So the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the
weekend. And entered they together the jaccuzzi. Here endeth the lesson
Comment by Jennifer Parsons on July 22, 2009 at 12:57am
Love it! Well, if we're going to "That Mitchell and Webb Look", I do love this one:
Comment by IAmTheBlog on July 21, 2009 at 1:18pm
Saw this new scene from "That Mitchell and Webb Look" on Friendly Atheist and Unreasonable Faith

Comment by Aiden on July 21, 2009 at 1:08pm


Dallas Gaytheist just posted this over in Atheist News, and I thought it was too funny not to share it here.
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 19, 2009 at 8:41am
I replied to the post "Nurse shot ex-husband in Groin" with:
That would have been the DSO(dick shot off).

Then I remembered in "Yes Minister" when the Minister had to rubber stamp the names put foward for the Queens BATHday awards.

Bernard gave the meanings of some of the titles.

CMG = Call Me God
KCMG = Kindly Call Me God
GCMG God Calls Me God.
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 19, 2009 at 12:18am
WHat is the Pope's Phone Mumber"?

OH FOR ONE NUN
0 4 1 0
Comment by Howard High on July 18, 2009 at 11:12pm
Four Great Religious Truths

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four basic religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Comment by Ivy on July 18, 2009 at 10:53pm

 

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