Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

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Comment by Idaho Spud on November 20, 2016 at 11:39am

Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on November 20, 2016 at 10:34am

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 14, 2016 at 10:25am

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 11, 2016 at 10:17pm

Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on November 3, 2016 at 8:14am

QM, great story!

Comment by Plinius on November 3, 2016 at 4:42am

Thanks Quiana! I was just looking for a short easy read for my class.... they'll love it! Me too!

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on November 2, 2016 at 11:52pm

The Nun

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on October 23, 2016 at 3:10pm

Animated Photo

Comment by Idaho Spud on October 6, 2016 at 7:55am

That's a keeper Bertold.

Comment by Joan Denoo on October 5, 2016 at 3:14pm

Bertold, that says it all! 


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