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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Exasperated Bunny on August 4, 2009 at 9:29pm
if i weren't an atheist...and if eddie izzard weren't an atheist...he'd be a god!!! last may, he was doing his "stripped tour", and i only found out last minute...i found tickets at the chicago theater, and we drove 7 hours all night to get there the day before :) it was AWESOME! sooo worth it!!

are you guys familiar with tim minchin? he's truly amazing as well. he's my favorite aussie atheist comedian :)
Comment by Kitty on August 4, 2009 at 9:00pm
thanks for all the videos!
Comment by Louis Davout on August 4, 2009 at 1:18pm

Comment by Karrick on August 3, 2009 at 9:30pm
Oh thank you for starting this group! LMAO.
Comment by Alex Brownlee-Stokes on August 3, 2009 at 6:22pm
Never heard of Lewis Black before tonight, absolutely brilliant video!
Comment by IAmTheBlog on August 3, 2009 at 10:45am
My favorite line: "Have you ever seen a snail trying to get away from the wrath of my loving God?" I also loved the pasta and first-born Egyptians in the graph as well.
Comment by Robert Tobin on August 3, 2009 at 1:16am
"Disproving evolution is easy"

He took the mickey out of that for sure. He did have something I detest: The "Holy" Bible. I love tearing them up. I have torn up two already. I wish I could have gotten my hands on that one: The Book of Bullshit; the "Holey Bable" - the worst book of fiction ever written.

I would love donations of bibles to me as a minister of the First Church of Atheism so I can tear them up and do my part in ridding the World of this curse.
Comment by Kitty on August 2, 2009 at 11:01pm
Thanks for that excerpt from The Meaning of Life! One of my favs... and Life of Brian, Luv I think that's a great family tradition!
Comment by Kristi Leitholt on August 1, 2009 at 10:05pm

Comment by Robert Tobin on August 1, 2009 at 9:29pm
If you want humour you can't go past Monty Python:


THE MEANING OF LIFE
-------------------

PART II

GROWTH AND LEARNING

[A school chapel.]

Headmaster: And spotteth twice they the camels before the third
hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh
Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of
Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to
Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there
slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little
pots. Here endeth the lesson.

[The Headmaster closes the Bible. the Chaplain rises.]

Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...

Congregation: Oh Lord...

Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...

Congregation: Oooh you are so big...

Chaplain: So absolutely huge.

Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.

Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.

Congregation: Fan - tastic.

Headmaster: Amen. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil
into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the
cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the
school but I remind you that it was presented to us by the
Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day,
when we try to remember the names of all those from the
Sudbury area so gallantly gave their lives to keep China
British. So from now on the cormorant is strictly out of
bounds. Oh... and Jenkins... apparently your mother died this
morning. [He turns to the Chaplain.] Chaplain.

[The congregation rises and the Chaplain leads them in
singing.]

Chaplain and Congregation:
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...

Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...
 

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