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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Four More Cartoons

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The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

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Comment by Pat on February 18, 2015 at 3:45pm

I just remembered a joke I heard while visiting Havana, Cuba, some years ago. Where, I might add, provisions for the general populace were not that bountiful nor plentiful.

Q: What do a steak and Jesus Christ have in common?
A: Everyone talks about them but no one has ever seen them.

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 18, 2015 at 1:53pm

Post Tortoise Politician joke is good enough to keep. : )

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 18, 2015 at 4:57am

Daily KOS writer Suysan Grigsby conducts study revealing the root cause of profound stupidity - polio vaccine!

Comment by Plinius on February 17, 2015 at 7:16am

What causes arthritis?

I used this joke and some other gems for reading practise in my class of English. Great enthusiasm! Remark of the day: "How come I can understand this in one go?"

Comment by Joseph P on February 13, 2015 at 9:19am

Well, only from the unclean animals, obviously.  The clean animals don't poop, because they're ... you know.

Comment by Terry Groff on February 13, 2015 at 9:17am

To add to all this the bible says that Noah took seven of each "clean" animal (some say fourteen) and two of each "unclean" animal. That's a lot of poop.

Comment by Daniel W on February 13, 2015 at 8:55am
It was a miracle.
Comment by Loren Miller on February 13, 2015 at 8:21am

Any mechanical or structural engineer worth his salt would tell you that a wooden ship of the dimensions specified in the bible would be a nightmare for one simple reason: strength of materials.  WOOD FLEXES, boys and girls ... and there is a reason why ships that size have THICK METAL HULLS!

Per usual, you can't tell the creationists that.

Comment by Pat on February 13, 2015 at 8:12am

Comment by Joan Denoo on February 9, 2015 at 6:39pm

The Noah story, preposterous as it as, was a fun story to teach to my Sunday school classes. We got all dressed up as different animals and walked up a ramp. 

The skeptoid article surely puts things into perspective. 

137 meters long = 449.47 feet i.e. 44 +- stories of a building

23 meters wide = 75.45 feet wide ie. 7 + stories of a building

14 meters high = 45.9 feet high ie. 4 + stories of a building. 

I think it was in Dunning's piece that a respondent said it wasn't made of wood, it might have been made of reeds. I suppose in the way of Kon Tiki. Well, that means 449'x 75' x 45' of reeds. Ya! Likely.  



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