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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Four More Cartoons

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by Joseph P Sep 29, 2015. 7 Replies

The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by The Flying Atheist Sep 27, 2015. 6 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

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Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 4:10pm

I realize this is what a 'true believer' says, but it's a far cry from what they actually do. There already is a false math equation in holy scripture. 1 Kings 7:23 calculate that Pi is equal to 3. A xtian in the construction trades will go to some link rationalizing using 3.14, but still claims to believe in the truth of the Bible. I think Loren made the most telling point. They look both ways at the intersection. And wear a seat belt. And don't stick their hands inside a running lawnmower, etc. They say their god will protect them, but, on the off chance he's helping with a touchdown, and just to be sure........... 

Comment by Loren Miller on April 5, 2016 at 3:27pm

This is the reality of the level of compartmentalization believers feel they need to indulge in.  They are so desperate to appease their god that they are willing to deny reality.  And yet at the same time, I have no doubt but that they look both ways before crossing the street.  What would they do if their god said doing so was a sin?  Jesus already told them that washing their hands before eating wasn't necessary, which is foolish on its face.

Give irrationality an inch, and it'll take a light-year.

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on April 5, 2016 at 2:58pm

Ouch!

Comment by Joseph P on April 5, 2016 at 1:58pm

That's kind of @#$%^&.

Comment by Plinius on April 5, 2016 at 1:23pm

A true xtian!

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 5, 2016 at 1:06pm

Unfortunately I'm not making this up:

“If, somewhere within the Bible, I were to find a passage that said 2+2=5, I would believe it, accept it as true and then do my best to work it out and understand it.” Pastor Peter LaRuffa, Grace Fellowship Church(From HBO's "Questioning Darwin". Video clip of the quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysecinv367w )

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on April 4, 2016 at 5:59pm

OK, I want one!

Comment by Gary S on April 4, 2016 at 5:49pm

The Netherlands Google team has built a great bike that can only be purchased on April 1st. Sorry for putting this up late but I hope that they are already planing version 2.0 for 2017.

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on April 3, 2016 at 2:49am
I see a conflict brewing between the Pastafarians and the rising rice noodle advocates; who, if backed by the glutenists, pose a grave danger to the free, food-loving and peaceful Pastafarians among us. 
 
The rice noodle clans cannot be trusted. Did you know they use no colanders? And the glutenists are hell-bent on making us give up pasta because a few might have a reaction if they consume it! 
 
Thousands of years of consuming pasta cannot be undone by a few extremists. It's time to rise against this terrible tide, take up our forks and eat, free of the fear from the few, and the blasphemers who deny your colanders.
 
Personally, I'll have a doughnut..maybe some coffee...carry on.
 
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