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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Grinning Cat on October 3, 2017 at 5:14pm

Patricia, good stuff there, even if they're cheesy puns! (And 45*'s speeches and lies are indeed grating!)

Joan, as far as I know "thou shalt not steal" applied to kidnapping people of the same tribe. You're right that outsiders were fair game if GodSaidSo.

(And that's a good idea, setting a time limit for trying to find an attribution. In Google image search, it sometimes works for me to use a custom date range, and look for older postings.)

Spud, I've seen phones that will aggressively replace whatever you typed with its autocowreck "suggestion", unless you do something explicit to use your typing as-is. My phone offers two keyboards, and one of the reasons I strongly prefer one (Swype) to the other (Samsung default keyboard) is that it's not so aggressive; 99% of the time it'll offer suggestions but pass through what you wrote, with a few convenient exceptions like uppercasing "i".

Reminds me of one of a series of text exchanges on cheezburger.com, allegedly between a mother and her daughter:

"What did you do to my phone?! Whenever I type butt it says butt."

"Why, what did you type?"

"Butt."

Comment by Joan Denoo on October 3, 2017 at 3:45pm

Patricia, as is so true to say of you, "You have a very good funny a bone and a sharp eye for cartoons. Thanks, they are a good way to start my day. By-the-way, I like that grater; it looks great for shredding nutmeg and ginger. 

Loren, I think your poster fits here, exactly. I like the author's idea and share it. Thanks for sharing it with us. Yea, your end comment is accurate, it is Pithy [a silly grin!].

sSpud, I agree with you on all your comments! It feels good to come to this site and just laugh.

Comment by Joan Denoo on October 3, 2017 at 3:30pm

I agree god created Adam & Steve and Adam & Adam and Yves. I like George Takei’s ideas; he makes me laugh and think.

Your comment about “Thou shalt not steal,” does not ring true to me. Therefore, I assume you are cynical. Stealing another human being had some boundaries if I read the bible accurately. God instructed them to go to other tribes, kill all the males, kidnap all the virgins, and take the property as they wished. Nothing was sacred, not life, not kinship, not property. The other tribe or clan was free game if their god gave them instructions.
And just who was their god? It was a power dreamed up by a small clan of men to benefit their pleasure and property.

Grinning Cat, I have spent a full day trying to track down a source, to no avail. Now, I set my timer, and when the time is up, I stop searching and publish if it is worth someone else's time see.

Comment by Patricia on October 3, 2017 at 3:13pm

Sometimes that spell correct can be a nuisance. The red underline for spell check should be sufficient.......especially when you don't want something ''corrected''.

Comment by Idaho Spud on October 3, 2017 at 3:07pm

Crap!  My "cheesus" was changed to "chess".  I thought I caught it and changed it back before posting, but I see it's "chess" again.

Comment by Patricia on October 3, 2017 at 3:06pm

Would This Make a Grate Campaign Slogan, or is it Too Cheesy?

Comment by Patricia on October 3, 2017 at 3:05pm

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Comment by Patricia on October 3, 2017 at 3:02pm

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Comment by Patricia on October 3, 2017 at 2:59pm

Then they can do the rapture in this......

GRATER-FORCE-FIGHTER-PLANE-JET-SHAPE-STAINLESS-STEEL-SHREDDER-KITCHEN-CHEESE-NEW

Comment by Idaho Spud on October 3, 2017 at 2:48pm

Good ones Patricia.

 

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