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Comment by Joseph P on April 5, 2016 at 7:53pm

I don't like the Pi thing, when actually talking to believers.  It's too easily brushed off as a simple rounding, for the purposes of simplification, and it makes us look picky, like we're desperately grasping at straws to find anything wrong with the Bible.  When there are so many blatant things that are fucked up in that book, it's better to go with something more substantial.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on April 5, 2016 at 6:45pm

It's like deja vue all over again.

Comment by Loren Miller on April 5, 2016 at 6:40pm

Pat, hate to tell you ... I think your scenario has already happened!

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on April 5, 2016 at 6:16pm

Yes, being willing to believe 2 + 2 = 5 goes really well with killing doctors because you're pro-life. Glad this dickhead isn't my pharmacist.

Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 6:07pm
Bertold, I suspect your slutty daughter and my knucklehead football nephew will produce a female offspring. The child will be homeschooled on the Bible by parents who could not pass a GED test. She will grow up and become the governor of Alaska .
Comment by Joan Denoo on April 5, 2016 at 5:08pm
Pastor Peter, how could you build a bridge, or measure out medicine, or stand on principle if you believed in non-mathematic information? How would faith answer these questions?
Peter would you not be doing another human being a disservice by solving scientific problems with Bronze Age information? Don't think that is being stupid?
Comment by Joan Denoo on April 5, 2016 at 4:53pm
Where is the Roman Catholic members' outrage over priest pedophilia? Where are the Popes' demands for permanent and decisive action to clean house?
The churches are the institutions that obsess about human sexuality!
Comment by Bertold Brautigan on April 5, 2016 at 4:36pm

Pat, you are so wrong. You think it's helping your crappy football team with a touchdown??? Get real, it's busy helping my slutty daughter get on the cheerleader team.

Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 4:10pm

I realize this is what a 'true believer' says, but it's a far cry from what they actually do. There already is a false math equation in holy scripture. 1 Kings 7:23 calculate that Pi is equal to 3. A xtian in the construction trades will go to some link rationalizing using 3.14, but still claims to believe in the truth of the Bible. I think Loren made the most telling point. They look both ways at the intersection. And wear a seat belt. And don't stick their hands inside a running lawnmower, etc. They say their god will protect them, but, on the off chance he's helping with a touchdown, and just to be sure........... 

Comment by Loren Miller on April 5, 2016 at 3:27pm

This is the reality of the level of compartmentalization believers feel they need to indulge in.  They are so desperate to appease their god that they are willing to deny reality.  And yet at the same time, I have no doubt but that they look both ways before crossing the street.  What would they do if their god said doing so was a sin?  Jesus already told them that washing their hands before eating wasn't necessary, which is foolish on its face.

Give irrationality an inch, and it'll take a light-year.


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