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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Four More Cartoons

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The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

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Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on December 10, 2014 at 8:24pm

Carl, I think God is kind of like Tinkerbell in Peter Pan.  If too many people don't really really really believe in him, he fades away, and so do his super-powers.  Even with so many nominal christians around, the fact that god's powers have declined to just appearing on the occasional tortilla, means that most christians' belief isn't all that strong.  Just like Tinkerbell.  You couldn't just clap half heartedly -you had to clap really hard.

Shrine of the Miracle Tortilla.

not that tortilla, a different one

Comment by Joseph P on December 10, 2014 at 8:16pm

Hell, we used to have snow on the ground from sometime in December until sometime in March, every year, in the Chicago area, when I was a kid.  The last time I was up there in early February, it had all melted from the snowfall they had had a week and a half earlier, and there were highs in the 60's.

Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 6:43pm

I'll bet his voicemail is disconnected, too.  Maybe he forgot to pay the bill?  (He's very bad about spending his own money....)

PS:  Glad to see you back!  How do you feel?

Comment by The Flying Atheist on December 10, 2014 at 6:36pm
Funny about god's plan, Patricia. He seems to get lazier and lazier and much less imaginative. Poor guy, I think he's getting too old for the job. Doesn't even answer prayers anymore. He probably belongs in a nursing home. Or better yet, perhaps it's time for hospice.
Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 6:26pm

Patricia: around here the "apparitions" are tortilla-based.

Pat: That grew out of a joke I heard when the Alou brothers were still in baseball....that long ago! 

There was a 4th Alou brother who stayed out of the spotlight and that nobody ever talked about because he hated his name..... Boog.

[ducks and runs into the kitchen]

Comment by Pat on December 10, 2014 at 5:24pm

Felaine, I'm stealing the Puerto Rican baseball player routine. That is fantastic!!

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 10, 2014 at 5:17pm

Good stuff here, especially "God's [increasingly ineffectual] plan", "Stephen Hawking denies God", "The Bible will change your life!", and Atheism's One Commandment... thanks!

An appropriate followup to the cartoon Bertold shared, of a boy trying to use "intelligent design" in math class:

S.Harris cartoon, two men at a blackboard with mathematical formulas, "THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS", and more math. One of the men points to the 'miracle' step, telling his colleague, "I think you should be more explicit here in step two."

Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 1:47pm

Joseph, my sister is a JeeHoover's Witless; I'll ship her to you if you want me to. 

Actually, she rarely goes out ringing doorbells and boring people, but she is obsessed with the Old Testicle "thou shalt nots" in the buybull....  She also has Asperger's syndrome.  When we were kids it had not even been heard of, much less treated.

Comment by Idaho Spud on December 10, 2014 at 12:48pm

Hey, Joseph P, now you mention it, I realized that I was just going through the motions when I was a moron missionary.

Comment by Joseph P on December 10, 2014 at 12:32pm

I wish I'd get more of the doorbell ringers ... well, not Mormons, but the ones who really mean it.  The Moron Mormon boys are always clearly just going through the motions.  The Jehovah's Witness ladies are always so much fun to mess with, though.  It's always clear that they've never thought any of this stuff through ... how scapegoating is bad, but when Jesus does it ...

"Hey, wait, doesn't your Bible explicitly tell you to do scapegoating?  In fact, isn't that where the term came from?  I think I have the verse somewhere around here.

"How do you feel about animal sacrifice?  I have no reason to think any of this stuff actually happened, but even if I did, this stuff is disgusting and immoral."


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