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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Grinning Cat on December 27, 2014 at 11:52am
Comment by Grinning Cat on December 25, 2014 at 3:10pm
Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on December 23, 2014 at 9:29pm
Tommy's in trouble.
Comment by The Flying Atheist on December 23, 2014 at 7:53pm

Loooove the Cross Fit. That's hilarious. 

Comment by Pat on December 23, 2014 at 7:36pm

Little Tommy from a good Catholic family goes to his dad and asks for a bicycle. His dad tells him to ask Santa. “Dad! It’s April, and I want the bike to ride with my friends this spring and summer.” Dad tells him he is busy, and to go ask his mother. Mom, being the good Catholic wife and having 4 other kids under foot, tells Tommy to go ask Jesus. Tommy thinks about it. Jesus is more powerful than Santa, and is good all year long.

Tommy goes to his room and starts to write a letter to Jesus. “Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy…” He stops, and realizing this is the one guy you don’t lie to, tears up the letter, and starts over. “Dear Jesus, I have been a pretty good boy...” He tears that one up. By the time he gets to “Dear Jesus, I hope to be a good boy…” he knows he’s screwed.

Crying, he runs out the house and down the street. Gasping for air, he stops running and looks around. He sees an inverted bathtub with a statue of the Virgin Mary in another Catholic’s yard. Checking to make sure no one is looking, he runs over, grabs the statue, and runs back home.  He runs upstairs, locking all the doors behind him, and tosses the statute under his bed. He pulls out the notepad and begins to write.

“Dear Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again...”

Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on December 21, 2014 at 6:38pm

Comment by sk8eycat on December 21, 2014 at 11:40am

Comment by sk8eycat on December 20, 2014 at 8:30pm

When I was a kid, we left Santa a martini and a pipe full of fresh tobacco.

Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on December 20, 2014 at 8:22pm

Comment by sk8eycat on December 12, 2014 at 1:07pm

*APPLAUSE!*

 

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