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Started by Lilac. Last reply by Gary S May 25, 2017. 7 Replies 2 Likes
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Comment by Patricia on February 10, 2018 at 1:57pm -
Sounds like a plan!
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Comment by Grinning Cat on February 10, 2018 at 1:54pm -
A second Ark? :)
Maybe our planet could use a Golgafrincham-style "B" ark, so we could get rid of the useless politicians and advertising executives and such... :) (Maybe a whole fleet of them, so every actual and wannabe authoritarian despot, including Popular Vote Loser trumPutinocchio, gets one of his/her own.)
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Comment by Patricia on February 10, 2018 at 1:00pm
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Comment by Grinning Cat on February 9, 2018 at 1:10pm
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Some people who want to make their religion a "Monopoly" might find "lying for Jesus", lying for the sake of "saving" converting people, perfectly acceptable, even praiseworthy, maybe even giving quotations from the Bible to support that view. Un/fortunately the Bible can be used to support just about anything:
![[Parody of Monopoly “Go to Jail” Chance card, black on orange] Revelation 21:8 - Liars for Jesus Go Directly TO HELL - DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 - ...and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. [Policeman, turned into the devil with horns, goat face, and pitchfork, drags the Monopoly tycoon away]](http://api.ning.com/files/kT*ZpXY15-EDpaTBJ3AlT85WP-XP5rBvO2wGKrVxf31-z7HqmnuZCXAh-u764Sc4WC6jEUJY4R-ZH9TRbOqDqoTSplJ8eHJp/LiarsforJesusgodirectlytohelldonotpassgoMonopolyparody.jpg?width=390)
That reminds me of Randy Cassingham's "Get Out of Hell Free" cards, which come in a couple of flavors, including one for politicians:
![[Parody of Monopoly “Get Out of Jail Free” Chance card, black on orange] Last Chance - This Card May be Kept Until Needed or Sold - Get Out of Hell Free - Your Salvation Courtesy www.ThisisTrue.com [Monopoly tycoon flying free from a flaming pit] [on the back:] VOID: NOT Valid for Any Politician who has “sinned” against our country. By presenting this card, this voter pledges to vote against you for favoring special interests and/or yourself over us. - The “GOOHF” card is from Randy Cassingham’s *This is True* [etc.] Parody: not affiliated with Hasbro’s MONOPOLY [etc.]](http://api.ning.com/files/kT*ZpXY15-GostSaTKlwIZmF5UpSH6glDhDkL*zSA7I99pcPROnF1cJJBkWig8DI1TS6gCI1cRhThEOGLQ7Yrk25CdSN0qTT/goohfvoidspecialGetOutofHellFreenotvalidforpoliticians.png?width=390)
![[Parody of Monopoly “Go to Jail” Chance card, black on orange] Revelation 21:8 - Liars for Jesus Go Directly TO HELL - DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 - ...and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. [Policeman, turned into the devil with horns, goat face, and pitchfork, drags the Monopoly tycoon away]](http://api.ning.com/files/kT*ZpXY15-EDpaTBJ3AlT85WP-XP5rBvO2wGKrVxf31-z7HqmnuZCXAh-u764Sc4WC6jEUJY4R-ZH9TRbOqDqoTSplJ8eHJp/LiarsforJesusgodirectlytohelldonotpassgoMonopolyparody.jpg)
![[Parody of Monopoly “Get Out of Jail Free” Chance card, black on orange] Last Chance - This Card May be Kept Until Needed or Sold - Get Out of Hell Free - Your Salvation Courtesy www.ThisisTrue.com [Monopoly tycoon flying free from a flaming pit] [on the back:] VOID: NOT Valid for Any Politician who has “sinned” against our country. By presenting this card, this voter pledges to vote against you for favoring special interests and/or yourself over us. - The “GOOHF” card is from Randy Cassingham’s *This is True* [etc.] Parody: not affiliated with Hasbro’s MONOPOLY [etc.]](http://api.ning.com/files/kT*ZpXY15-GostSaTKlwIZmF5UpSH6glDhDkL*zSA7I99pcPROnF1cJJBkWig8DI1TS6gCI1cRhThEOGLQ7Yrk25CdSN0qTT/goohfvoidspecialGetOutofHellFreenotvalidforpoliticians.png)
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Comment by Idaho Spud on February 6, 2018 at 1:27pm -
That's cute, Patricia.
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Comment by Patricia on February 6, 2018 at 12:20pm
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Comment by Patricia on January 31, 2018 at 10:20pm
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Comment by Patricia on January 30, 2018 at 10:36pm
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I guess prayin' doesn't work either, huh?
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Comment by Gary S on January 30, 2018 at 10:31pm -
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Comment by Patricia on January 22, 2018 at 4:43pm
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