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Comment by Arp on April 3, 2014 at 10:19pm

Thanks Patricia for the invitation! Glad to be here. I love humour.

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 28, 2014 at 2:50pm

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 28, 2014 at 2:09pm

There was once a dyslexic agnostic who questioned the existence of a dog.

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on March 27, 2014 at 4:28am

For those who don't think much of that Evangelist TV personality, Pat Robertson, well Frank Zappa didn't think much of him either.

In fact Frank Zappa dedicated this song to Pat Robertson.

Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOhNBEzaiYI

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on March 27, 2014 at 4:22am

I suppose you have all seen these, but here is one I like in particular.

God's God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODetOE6cbbc&app=desktop

Enjoy!

Comment by Pat on March 24, 2014 at 2:16pm

A Rabbi, a Hindu Priest and an Evangelical Christian are all driving one day, when the car breaks down, at sunset, out on a lonely country road.  The three see a house in the distance and walk over to it, seeking shelter for the evening. Arriving at the farmhouse, the owner says he can only put two up in the house, and one will have to sleep in the barn.  The Rabbi, being a good natured fellow, volunteers. He takes his blanket and heads to the barn.

A few minutes later there is a knock at the door.  It’s the Rabbi who explains that he cannot sleep in the barn, as it houses a pig. To stay under a roof with that animal would be a violation of his deeply held beliefs.

The Hindu priest then states that he will go to the barn. He takes the Rabbi’s blanket and trudges off.  A few minutes later there is a knock at the door. The Hindu Priest explains that since there is a cow in the barn, an animal he believes is scared, he too is prohibited from staying there on moral grounds.

The Evangelical Christian grumps and groans for a few minutes, but nevertheless takes the blanket and heads on out to the barn.  A few minutes later there is a knock at the door.

It’s the pig and cow.

Comment by Pat on February 14, 2014 at 4:00pm

And the Lord didst say unto the generations of Adam, "Go forth and populate my creation. And ye shall find good and comely spouses in all four corners of the earth."

And the Lord didst then make the earth round, and was heard yelling "Suckers!" as he laughed his ass off.

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 2, 2014 at 2:49pm

Patricia, as I aged, wondering if there was a god that would inflict me with all manner of discomforts was one of my big factors in becoming atheist.

Comment by Pat on February 2, 2014 at 12:37pm

Today is February 2nd. The day marking that annual event when a famous entity comes out of his cave and predicts the  future weather. 

Unfortunately, Jesus saw his shadow, and we're going to have 6 more weeks of winter.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on January 20, 2014 at 1:25am

LOL    That's a good one, Patricia. 

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