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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

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Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 6:07pm
Bertold, I suspect your slutty daughter and my knucklehead football nephew will produce a female offspring. The child will be homeschooled on the Bible by parents who could not pass a GED test. She will grow up and become the governor of Alaska .
Comment by Joan Denoo on April 5, 2016 at 5:08pm
Pastor Peter, how could you build a bridge, or measure out medicine, or stand on principle if you believed in non-mathematic information? How would faith answer these questions?
Peter would you not be doing another human being a disservice by solving scientific problems with Bronze Age information? Don't think that is being stupid?
Comment by Joan Denoo on April 5, 2016 at 4:53pm
Where is the Roman Catholic members' outrage over priest pedophilia? Where are the Popes' demands for permanent and decisive action to clean house?
The churches are the institutions that obsess about human sexuality!
Comment by Bertold Brautigan on April 5, 2016 at 4:36pm

Pat, you are so wrong. You think it's helping your crappy football team with a touchdown??? Get real, it's busy helping my slutty daughter get on the cheerleader team.

Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 4:10pm

I realize this is what a 'true believer' says, but it's a far cry from what they actually do. There already is a false math equation in holy scripture. 1 Kings 7:23 calculate that Pi is equal to 3. A xtian in the construction trades will go to some link rationalizing using 3.14, but still claims to believe in the truth of the Bible. I think Loren made the most telling point. They look both ways at the intersection. And wear a seat belt. And don't stick their hands inside a running lawnmower, etc. They say their god will protect them, but, on the off chance he's helping with a touchdown, and just to be sure........... 

Comment by Loren Miller on April 5, 2016 at 3:27pm

This is the reality of the level of compartmentalization believers feel they need to indulge in.  They are so desperate to appease their god that they are willing to deny reality.  And yet at the same time, I have no doubt but that they look both ways before crossing the street.  What would they do if their god said doing so was a sin?  Jesus already told them that washing their hands before eating wasn't necessary, which is foolish on its face.

Give irrationality an inch, and it'll take a light-year.

Comment by Joseph P on April 5, 2016 at 1:58pm

That's kind of @#$%^&.

Comment by Plinius on April 5, 2016 at 1:23pm

A true xtian!

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 5, 2016 at 1:06pm

Unfortunately I'm not making this up:

“If, somewhere within the Bible, I were to find a passage that said 2+2=5, I would believe it, accept it as true and then do my best to work it out and understand it.” Pastor Peter LaRuffa, Grace Fellowship Church(From HBO's "Questioning Darwin". Video clip of the quote: )

Comment by Gary S on April 4, 2016 at 5:49pm

The Netherlands Google team has built a great bike that can only be purchased on April 1st. Sorry for putting this up late but I hope that they are already planing version 2.0 for 2017.


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