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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Qiana-Maieev on September 1, 2016 at 2:25pm

I suppose he said 1969 was fake too.

Comment by Joan Denoo on September 1, 2016 at 2:06pm

Spud that is a remarkable statement; and one that goes into my file. Obviously, he bases his religious beliefs on flawed thinking, just as we in this country have our politics and economics based on flawed thinking.  

There will have to be a tremendous change in thinking before we can function in a healthy, sustainable way.  

The first thing we have to do is get religion out of government, and get Milton Friedman and his disciples out of our economic and political life. 

Comment by Idaho Spud on September 1, 2016 at 12:57pm

Here's a quote from one of the leaders of Mormonism, only 8 years before we put a man on the moon.

Comment by Terry Groff on September 1, 2016 at 1:30am

Hell is discovering that if there is life after death, they only serve decaf.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on September 1, 2016 at 1:07am

Comment by Joan Denoo on August 30, 2016 at 11:20pm

Pat, there are a bunch of us that wonder how you are doing, we miss you and your joy of life. The last that I can find that you communicated with us was April 12, 2016.

Comment by Plinius on August 22, 2016 at 3:23am

It's one of the few secular things Bach wrote, and it makes a happy sing-along. But I like GC's coffee songs very much too! And I like your magnet!

Comment by The Flying Atheist on August 21, 2016 at 5:21pm

Chris, I was totally unaware of that little musical gem from Bach.  Thanks for introducing it to me. 

I have the following picture posted in my profile here.  It's a magnet that I have on my refrigerator. 

Comment by Plinius on August 21, 2016 at 8:19am

Sounds good GC! I'll add the Coffee Cantate.

https://youtu.be/H5Ocydot-vA

Comment by Grinning Cat on August 21, 2016 at 7:03am

There are even coffee hymns! (An appropriate post on a Sunday morning. :-) These were written by Unitarian Universalists:

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
by Christopher Raible  
(sung to "Holy, Holy, Holy")

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Praise the strength of coffee.
Early in the morn we rise with thoughts of only thee.
Served fresh or reheated,
Dark by thee defeated,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Though all else we scoff we
Come to church for coffee;
If we're late to congregate, we come in time for thee.
Coffee our one ritual,
Drinking it habitual,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Coffee the communion
Of our Uni-Union,
Symbol of our sacred ground, our one necessity.
Feel the holy power
At our coffee hour,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

-----

Shall We Gather 'Round the Coffee
Valerie White, copyright 2006
To the obvious tune, number 1046 in "Singing the Journey"

Shall we gather 'round the coffee?
"Fair trade coffee," is our cry,
Served in china cups and saucers,
These we will wash and dry.

Chorus:
Yes, we'll gather 'round the coffee,
The socially responsible coffee,
Gather with our friends around the coffee.
We have an endless supply.

In the drinking of the coffee
We share a precious sacrament.
Every single Sunday morning
Coffee hour's a blessed event.

Chorus

Hymns and readings and sermons
All these we'd gladly eschew.
But don't take our weekly coffee
Without it we won't be UU.

Chorus

 

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