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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Idaho Spud on July 30, 2017 at 2:42pm

That's a good one Daniel.

Comment by Lilac on July 30, 2017 at 2:30pm

Excellent.

Comment by Plinius on July 30, 2017 at 10:26am

Great!

Comment by Joan Denoo on July 29, 2017 at 11:04pm

Economist have tough skins; they have to, they get hit a lot. 

Comment by Gary S on July 29, 2017 at 9:12pm

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?

Comment by Joan Denoo on July 29, 2017 at 8:26pm

We've got a lovely bunch of cartoon!

Comment by Plinius on July 29, 2017 at 2:41am

Thanks, GC!

Comment by Lilac on July 28, 2017 at 1:13pm

Very cute.

Comment by Grinning Cat on July 28, 2017 at 12:58pm

On a related note :)

A man goes into the local violin shop, walks up to the counter, and takes a violin out of the case. He says, "There's something wrong with my violin - just listen to the G string!", and plays it. A horrible grinding noise comes out: hhhrrroNNNNK! The guy behind the counter says, "You need to talk to the owner, he's out to lunch now but he'll be back shortly. It's a nice day, why don't you wait outside on the stoop?". So the guy goes outside and sits down on the stoop.

After a minute he decides to take the violin out and play a little, but there's that horrible sound again, hhhrrroNNNNK! He is about to put the violin back in the case when he hears a voice speaking softly into his ear "Check the bass bar." He looks around but there is no one there, only a chestnut horse with a white stripe on his forehead. So he plays another note on the violin, there's the hhhrrroNNNNK! again, and again the voice says, a little louder, "Check the bass bar". He turns around and realizes that THE HORSE IS SPEAKING TO HIM!

Up he jumps, grabs the fiddle and case, runs into the shop and up to the counter, and starts shouting incoherently about the horse and the violin and the bass bar. At that moment the owner walks in and says "Calm down, and explain to me exactly what happened".

"I was sitting outside playing my violin, and this horrible sound is coming from the G string, and this horse walks up to me and tells me to check the bass bar!"

"Was it a chestnut horse?"

"Yes!"

"With a white stripe down his forehead?"

"Yes! Yes!!"

"Aw, don't listen to him, mister! He doesn't know a thing about fiddles!"

(source: this snapshot of Instrument Jokes from HMT)

Comment by Idaho Spud on July 28, 2017 at 8:50am

Good answer from that boy.  I would have said "You only want part of my wheelbarrow full of straw?  You're going to have an unbelievably flimsy house.  A reasonable house would take a hundred wheelbarrows full, or more."

 

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