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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

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Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner 5 hours ago

Good quote, Joan. Thanks for sharing it.

Comment by Qiana-Maieev yesterday

Hehehe. Cute.

Comment by Loren Miller yesterday

[chuckle!] Good stuff, Jas!

Comment by Jas Brimstone yesterday

Just thought I'd share this little ditty I wrote to the tune of Monty Python's "Penis" song:

Isn’t it awfully nice to have religion?

Isn’t it frightfully good to have a god?

It’s swell to like Jehovah,

Follow Allah. Be a Sikh.

From the wishy-washiest wiccan,

To the biggest preaching prick!

 

So three cheers for your Jesus or Mohammad,

Hooray for your Shiva or your Zeus,

Your holy ghost, your weeping saints,

Your Zoroastrian schlock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can praise it in your frock.

But don't put it in our law books

Or it’s you we’ll have to mock

...And you won't

a-like

a-that.

Comment by Joan Denoo on September 23, 2016 at 11:51am

Jeez, and intelligent people believed him?

Comment by Idaho Spud on September 23, 2016 at 4:46am

Excellent Joan.

Comment by Joan Denoo on September 22, 2016 at 7:39pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 22, 2016 at 2:12pm

The new Jesus and Mo, on the Torah: (click to enlarge)

Jesus, reading the K’RAN, to Mo, together on their couch: “So much of the Koran is just a REHASH of Christian tradition” Mo: “And?” Jesus: “That’s CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, Mo!” Mo: “What are you talking about?” Jesus: “You took that stuff without permission. It’s an act of violence against my IDENTITY. I feel ERASED” Mo: “‘ERASED’? What are you, a PENCIL SKETCH?” Moses, having appeared behind the couch: “Actually, Jesus - much of Christianity is derived from Judaism, so YOU can’t complain“ -- [Doorbell: ding dong!] -- “I’M the one whose culture has been appropriated!” Mo, out of view: “Moses, there’s a bunch of BRONZE AGE CANAANITES at the door - they want a word with you about the TORAH”(h/t Laughing in Disbelief)

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 22, 2016 at 2:10pm

Then there are the husband and wife arguing about who should make the morning coffee. She says that he should, and it says so right in the Bible. Sure enough, at the top of several pages: "HEBREWS".

Comment by L Ross on September 21, 2016 at 11:44pm

Entrepreneur Alert:  Enterprising brewer needed to supply millions of Xians with "HeBrews" beer! Or maybe a line of "HisBlood" red ripple wines... I can almost hear the bar call: "Four large HeBrews...and a HisBlood for the lady."

 

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