Brooke Byrd

Atheist Monkey Haters


Atheist Monkey Haters

Fellow monkey haters unite! For all of us who know monkeys are our closest evolutionary rivals, and therefore must be quashed. And none of this "apes" or "primates" nonsense - they're all monkeys to me!

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Latest Activity: Jul 25, 2010

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How do you feel about pigs that look like monkey's?

Started by HoleyHands. Last reply by The Craig™ Aug 23, 2008. 4 Replies

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Comment by Goodie Faithless on April 12, 2010 at 11:00pm
At last! A monkee free zone! A place where no monkeys can get in and bother us!
Comment by coyote on February 1, 2010 at 5:49pm
I am terrified of certain monkeys, mostly chimps, smaller monkeys are more just annoying, but if they come near me, they're going down
Comment by Jaclyn Nicole on August 13, 2009 at 3:10pm
I have an abnormal fear of primates. I am not joking either. Baboons and gorillas literally scare the shit out of me. I have nightmares about baboons and I am terrified of the gorilla exhibits in zoos. I generally embrace all forms of life. I love roaches and spiders and snakes and lizards and bats and all the other creepy scary animals but primates.. nope, can't do it. I consider The Planet of the Apes movie(s) to be horrific. I cannot watch those movies without having nightmares. What is wrong with me?
Comment by Josh on August 28, 2008 at 9:21pm
Boy do I hate dem monkeys but don't let your guard down round dem squirrels!

Comment by The Craig™ on August 23, 2008 at 6:26am
They're evil and not to be trusted. Just like tomatoes.
Comment by Michaela on July 21, 2008 at 11:02pm
definitely agree - once got attacked by one of the little savage beasties in Malaysia when I was a child - nasty things lol.
Comment by Rosa on July 21, 2008 at 8:36pm
lol agreed ;)

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