"Neither has Helen Hopko or Al Gursky, both of Frackville. Or Dorothy or Walter Jaskierski, Saint Clair. But that didn't stop them from having their cars blessed Sunday after Mass at St. John the Baptist Polish National Catholic Church."
The priest, Rev. Robert P. Plichta, committing the same fallacy of logic as his parishioners, said "In Poland, there was twice where I didn't say a prayer, 'under thy protection ...' and I had two accidents - somebody hit me, I hit somebody. Minor. But now I say every time. It's important for somebody who believes."
I wonder if he does drive-thru blessings?