If someone wants to bother trying to explain the Holy Tri-Force to me--and they manage to convince me that three things can be three things and also be one thing at the same time--I'll stop calling Catholics polytheists; until then they are out of luck. The saints and angels business
doesn't do much for your cause, I might add.
Polytheists or no, they are still jerks. Another thing that needs to be explained to me is what the hell orphans and spousally-abused women have to do with giving health care to the married partners of gay people
. Or how giving health care to the married partners of gay people could possibly crack the $22 million dollar piggy bank that the District of Columbia gave the church. Just how many openly gay people is the Catholic Church employing these days? I wonder if they hire atheists, I could use some health care.
Speaking of Texas (like that segue?): they are plagued by a brand new tidal wave of stupid
. If you are an atheist / skeptic / normal person and live anywhere near Amarillo, you should stake out the local army surplus store and ambush these goons with an impromptu theatrical performance of "Tear Me Down
" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Speaking of stupid goons (woah, this one actually made sense): if you live in Virginia, keep your eyes peeled for a van load of Christians handing out fliers blaming women for being r...
. Yay ChrIslam.
Yet another anti-gay politician got busted courting mansex
. I think Iago said it best
I know it's not particularly "atheist news" but you get two--not one--but TWO weeks of Jenny McCarthy News
. Why? Because I am a sadist. But the biggest news of all is that apparently Richard likes his ladies a bit on the grotesque side. Who knew?
Last but not least, we did record an ATHEIST NEWS SPECIAL REPORT</reverb> interview with Michael Middlebrooks, the man that the governor of Florida allegedly spazzed out on for being an atheist. I am editing it now and it should be posted within a day or so.
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