A childless Indian man sliced off his tongue as an offering to the god Shiva in the hope of becoming a father.
Police said 28-year-old Mukesh Kumar chopped off his tongue with a razor blade at a temple in the state of Uttar Pradesh dedicated to the Hindu god.
He's not gonna be able to sweet talk his wife any more so there'll be less shagging which means less likelihood of babies. Might be a Darwin Award in it for him. Sure he's not dead but he is less likely to breed.