I came up with three different opening comments for this and you're all gonna hear them:
1. Great, Christians aren't satisfied with trying to force conversion on just humans.
2. And it all starts with the first missionary trip to Mars.
3. Apparently, "Klaatu Baraada Niktu" is Klingon for "In God we trust".
UPDATE: I just thought of another one.
"ET want to talk to you about Jesus Christ".
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Now abductees can expect, "I'm here to probe your bottom and talk to you about Jesus."
Aren't Jehovah's Witnesses annoying enough when they're just humans?