That's just silly, my friend. The primary use of the spin cycle isn't for sexual stimulation. It's just a byproduct. Now, the gearshift from the car on blocks in the front yard is a much different story altogether! What other purpose does it serve, other than for sexual gratification?
My fake iphone has a masturbate function. You click on a few buttons and the vibrate for calls comes on and stays on until you turn it off. It has different functions like buzzing all the time or intermittent buzzing. It's funny.
Whoa! Graham crackers were invented to help "dampen sexual desire"?!? WTF? That is the best thing I've read all day!
Seriously though, this is one of those laws that just boggles the mind. Legislating morality is unavoidable because when it comes down to it, that's what out most important rules are about - we know it's wrong to kill people and steal because of our societal morals. But there has to be a line, and this is just ri-fucking-diculous. I would loooove to go there and test this law. And the products, I'll bring my own batteries, insert your own joke here.