So if Santa is god - does that make his Reindeer the saints?
Can you imagine starting a fundamentalist church based on Santa? Communion with Christmas cookies and egg nog? Santa crucified on a Christmas tree not a cross? Santa's wife as the virgin Mary? Scandalous.
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