atheism comes with no political affiliation, but this is the obama group and i am definitely a liberal thinker. the behaviour of the republicans has been atrocious. if i were an american, i would be embarrassed to be represented by the likes of them. that goes double for the parasites of hate like coulter, hannity, limbaugh and o'reilly, who represent america to much of the rest of the world.

what a dastardly situation your new president faces. thus far, he has handled himself with aplomb, and has evinced that his store of good judgment was not used up by the campaign. on the other hand, the republicans, almost to a person, have increasingly revealed themselves to be apparently incapable of acting in the best interests of the country [and frankly, the world]. they are childish, shallow, petty and offer no ideas of substance, but instead feast on vapid slogans.

came across this from sid schwab's excellent blog:

"Dear Red States..." A Letter From The Blue!"

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States

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Hehe! That is too funny! Thanks for sharing that.
First off...let me say, I am appalled that the Republicans seem to be the voice of Americans. We're not all bad like Coulter and Limbaugh (who both disgust me along with Hannity), so I apologize for them, they are most embarrassing and ridiculous.

Second, thanks for sharing...brilliant stuff!! :D

I have always said that if America didn't get better I would move to Canada...though, I have no place to stay...are there any hostels? No, I know of a couple people I could shack up with!! :p
I am proud of Obama....Awesome post jc...!!!

Btw..I am a single mom...and a happy family!! :)
Great diatribe! Feels good to throw back at the Republicans for a change! And I mean CHANGE! I can't believe we actually got them out!
Hahaha!! Don't it make ya wanna shout: "We got them out!!We got them out!!!" I know I do!!
lmao! that was funny! lol


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