First Church of Atheism


First Church of Atheism

Reason, Thought, Compassion

Members: 22
Latest Activity: May 5, 2014


With the First Church of Atheism you can become ordained quickly, easily, and at no cost.

As a legally ordained minister, you will be able to perform weddings, funerals, commitment ceremonies, and other functions that are reserved for members of clergy.

Since its inception, the First Church of Atheism has amassed quite a following around the world. FCA ministers come from all walks of life. They are every race, ethnicity, age, and creed. The one thing binding every FCA minister is his or her belief in science, reason, and reality.

The First Church of Atheism wants you to pursue and cherish your realistic beliefs without interference from any outside agency, including government or church authority. We provide our service for free, as we believe it is every atheists right to perform these clergy functions.

You may become a legally ordained minister for life, without cost, and without question.

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Comment by david perry on September 13, 2010 at 9:44pm
I hope that if I get defrocked I don't have to start believing in god or something.
That would suck.
Comment by david perry on September 13, 2010 at 9:36pm
I'm already ordained in the Church of the Sub-Genius. I even visited the website a couple of times. Does that disqualify me for ordination here?
I think I might have joined the Church of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, but I'm not sure as I was digesting at the time.
Comment by Sri Adx on August 21, 2010 at 1:34am
Hello fellow crazy people
Comment by Jeremy Houston on February 12, 2010 at 11:35pm
A very sound idea (at least in the eyes of 2007 ministers, with myself included)

Rev. Jeremy Houston
Comment by TravCav on October 28, 2009 at 6:05pm
Weekly chats are every Wednesdays at 9pm EST/NY time.
Comment by TravCav on July 26, 2009 at 11:35am
Chat is available all week long but there is a scheduled chat every sunday at noon EST.
Comment by TravCav on July 26, 2009 at 11:34am
come join us in the irc chat room #fca at
Comment by Joshua Van De Venter on May 12, 2009 at 11:35am
The idea behind the First Church of Atheism is sound and I am proud to be joining the ranks of ministers across the country.
Comment by TravCav on January 20, 2009 at 9:12am
I didn't have any problems at all. I've received lots of things pretty quickly. Reverend McMaster just moved a couple months ago and things were pretty hectic for him for a while. He may have just forgotten in all the stuff going on at the time. Send an email to He's good about responding.
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on January 16, 2009 at 10:13pm
I joined this group several months ago. It seemed a saner end to my near miss as a Protestant clergyperson. But never got my "certificate" in the mail. A pity, to be sure. Anyone else experience problems like this?

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