per Pastor Bert Farias  “Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons don't even like to hang around it,” the New England-based pastor says.

“A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach.”  I bet you didn't know that genuine prophets of god go around smelling people's farts.


Let's see....  Bert Farias is an anagram of "Fart Rabies".  I don't know what to make of that. 


Here's the actual charismatic christian article.  I don't know if the universe will explode if I link to it on Atheist Nexus....  ironically titled 'The Flaming Herald" 


"There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn't want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea. Pigs have more sense than some humans. Some people embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demons."


That's how you know your bacon is never possessed by demons.  Pigs would not allow it.

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If you can know one thing by revelation (the existence of God), you can "know" anything by revelation.  And people do, as you've illustrated. 

I wondered from something a Christian said, whether a "leap of faith" means that one stops the questioning part of one's mind. 

So the question arises, does that "leap of faith" to believe in God, shut off other questions as well?  Like Christians asking themselves if gay fart demons are simply a manifestation of personal prejudice.

The "leap of faith" probably shuts down introspection to some extent.  Shuts down at least that kind of questioning. 

If you can know one thing by revelation (the existence of God), you can "know" anything by revelation.

Then Revelation and Quantum Mechanics do have something in common. Kinda thought so.

If you can learn things by revelation, you can find out that God does not exist.

The Rev. Jim Huber's answer to "How can you be so sure there is no God":

Oooooooooooooookay ... and just how do we know these were homosexual demons.  They COULD have been heterosexual demons; the bible doesn't specify.  They could also be bisexual demons or asexual demons or pansexual demons or...

Man ... it's too early in the day for crap like this!

Heck, I tried vegetarianism for a few weeks and farted more than usual.

And I'm so straight I need a hinge to walk SF's Lombard Street hill.

The Flaming Herald?

Try touching a lit match to a fart.

Martin Luther is said to have farted in the face of Satan to send him packing. This is so weird. If demons stink why would a fart work?

It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it!



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