George Carlin - The Greatest Recently Living Comedian


George Carlin - The Greatest Recently Living Comedian

All things George Denis Patrick Carlin

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George Carlin - May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

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Comment by MolotovDerp on August 8, 2011 at 7:28pm

Epic group is epic


Comment by Marietta Correale-Vaccaro on May 31, 2011 at 5:06pm
I love George so much! I had the opportunity to see one of his shows when he came to the Tampa Bay area about 6 years ago. It was the most wonderful experience to actually see my hero there in person!
Comment by Eddie on February 4, 2011 at 11:14pm
Comment by Joseph Gray on April 4, 2010 at 1:04pm
Love the tribute. Mr. Carlin would have loved the name - recently living. LOL
Comment by mojo5501 on February 9, 2010 at 3:11pm
Yes, the source is his 2004 book: "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops". Page 48. (His other 2 books are "Brain Droppings" and "Napalm and Silly Putty")

If you check out the book, make sure to check out Carlin's rant about "Have a Nice Day" ( p85)...another of my favorites.

Here's a few more Carlin quotes to make you want to read/check out this book:

"You know who you have to admire? A Catholic hit man who blesses himself just before he strangles someone." (p155)

"I have no regrets in life. Although I am kind of sorry I never got to strangle a man to death while wearing a tuxedo." (p156)

"The energy criminals now refer to oil drilling as oil exploration. Instead of Mobil and Exxon, they'd rather you picture Lewis and Clark". (p165)
Comment by motrin on February 9, 2010 at 1:57am
@mojo5501 did you get from George Carlin's book?? or some other source?
Comment by mojo5501 on February 4, 2010 at 1:10pm
Carlin had great social many of his opinions about the world matched mine....and still do. I especially appreciate his love of the euphemism in our daily lives: Is that a minor skin blemish or a pimple? Is that a beauty mark or a big ugly mole? Is that a complementary breakfast or a stale doughnut?

The whole recent argument about using the word "retard" has me remembering the things Carlin would say about political correctness.

Here's one of my favorite rants entitled "Too many People":

There are too many people. Period. There have always been too many people. If these diaper sniffing Christian babymongers would stop having so many of these cross-eyed little kids, maybe the rest of us would have a chance to spread out and have a little fun. Excess children waste our natural resources. If this society wants me to conserve energy, it had better get some of these child-worshiping religious fanatics to stop having 5,6, or 7 babies. When they do that, I'll start turning off the lights. And yes, I know the fertility rate is down. Good. It should go down even further. Every family should be allowed half a child. If that." (p48/When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?)
Comment by Brittany Evanovich on February 3, 2010 at 7:23pm
We were just about to take my mom to see him, we planned on buying tickets for a show that was two months after he died. So sad to have lost such a brilliant, talented man that wasn't afraid to say anything he wanted.
Comment by motrin on December 23, 2009 at 11:45pm
@ julian
I so agree! withh you man
Comment by Julian on December 15, 2009 at 4:22pm
love the guy... wish I could have seen him live

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