Apparently, Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has been slumming. That is to say, she's been talking to Mike Pence [gasp!]. It would seem as though Mike has offered some of his not-so-personal tricks of the trade on how to be a 21st century Christian to our dear Betty. Betty, being the sport that she is, has been good enough to pass them on to us, JUST in case we need them [srsly?!?].
So, for your education, elucidation, and entertainment, here is our heroine. Take it away, Betty!
Have You Had YOUR Betty Today?