I debated as to whch group I should post this in. After some thought I reasoned it doesn't actually matter.
Jeebus and his “virgin” mother have appeared to the faithful deluded on pretty much everything: burnt toast, pizza, burnt bacon in a pan, stains on walls and even in a dog's butt. But in bird shit?
Nope! it's just birdshit
The Pachuca family ...says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle.
The image that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping appeared on Sunday . That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been back to the home since having an accident there four months ago.
"I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin," he said.
Family members made their way outside to see the image on the truck's side mirror.
Cristal Pachuca said she took pictures and began making calls to invite others to see, what she describes as, a miracle.
"We just all feel protected. It's a blessing to our family and to everybody that comes to see it," says Cristal Pachuca.
I would think the Pachuca family would be better served were the “sainted image” rendered in something more substantial – like maybe gold – even a fucking taco, but they get the “blessing” in shit. Were I among the deluded I would be pissed off.
I actually do love living here, and I think shit like this (not figuratively, but literally) is hysterical. Everyone I know in town was laughing at them.
The story reminds me of being at a client's house to see a dog about a year ago. We were in a little garden area, and the lady of the house bent over and picked up a bird feather. She then told me that bird feathers were signs of angels. I tried to keep it in, but I couldn't help but respond, "Well try putting in a bird house and a bird bath. You'll get a lot more angels."
I'm a vet. I am required to have a sense of humor about these things, because my life is easier when I'm a charming devil, as that helps keeps business going.