After roughly two months of "shelter-in-place," it would seem that evangelical Christians are champing at the bit to get back to their
money-making-machines churches, because empty pews mean empty collection plates, which means no moolah in pastors' pockets, and we can't have that now, can we? What those fundamentalists won't mention is that churches have been a prime breeding ground for the coronavirus, a fact which journalists report on practically daily. They aren't the only ones who have noticed this trend, either. Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has kept a keen eye on these developments and fully understands both their causes and their unfortunate consequences.
She lays the entire
scam situation out in detail with the following video. Mrs. Bowers, if you would, please?
Have You Had YOUR Betty Today?
She is so good at this.
Certainly, Devin carries the character of Betty Bowers off with brilliant aplomb, but it is Andrew Bradley who does the bulk of the writing, as I understand it, which makes him a pretty sharp cookie as well!
Every disaster is either a test or a punishment!
"Alas, the Lord's wrath was never famous for its accuracy." Until he went on vacation and his angel sidekick Jeffrey did the smiting a little differently...