what boobs are good for

I discovered a brilliant new way to avoid  having xians ring my doorbell in attempt to share the good news with me.  Just now, I was in my kitchen, washing dishes and finding something to eat, when I looked out the large window above my sink.  Two men were approaching with bibles in hand.  Then, I realized they saw me.  We made eye contact and I gave them a big smile.  They stopped dead in their tracks and looked down, then slowly turned and walked away.  I can only assume this is because I was not wearing a shirt, or a bra.  Perhaps from this point on I will be answering the door shirtless.  Should give the mormon boys something to talk about.

 

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Permalink Reply by Hazel H. on September 5, 2011 at 5:27pm
That'll freak them out. Lol.
Permalink Reply by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on April 6, 2012 at 11:37pm

Well you can but it won't have quite the same impact. Now if you were wearing a lacy pink bra, that might give them pause.

Permalink Reply by Johan Fruh on September 5, 2011 at 5:38pm

What scares me with this... is that more and more men will be tempted to ring at doors with bibles in their hands.

What then?!

 

and where's my bible?

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on September 5, 2011 at 5:52pm
I'm ok with that.  I have a heavy glass storm door between me and them, and I am not hesitant to show my boobs.  If you want to see boobs bad enough to carry a bible and stop by my house, come on over:)
Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on April 6, 2012 at 3:36pm

Hahahaha.  Hehehehe.  Made my day!

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on April 6, 2012 at 5:18pm

It made mine too!

Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on August 9, 2012 at 9:43am

Perfect! Outstanding! You are a genius! At 76 and with large breasts, mormon boys would have early heart attacks if they saw mine. 

Permalink Reply by Nayr Namel on August 9, 2012 at 2:15pm
well most of the male population will be glad if this catchs on
Permalink Reply by dr kellie on August 9, 2012 at 2:41pm

I would imagine all of the population will like it. It has been my experience that women love to look at boobs:)

Permalink Reply by Lillie on August 10, 2012 at 8:47pm

Priceless.  Only wish I had the nerve to do this.

Permalink Reply by Ian Mason on August 10, 2012 at 9:00pm

Once answered the door to some JWs when I had a stinking hangover and dressed only in a bathrobe that wasn't properly closed.

Permalink Reply by Bertold Brautigan on August 21, 2014 at 3:55pm

Thanks so much for keeping us abreast of the latest anti-proselytizing strategy! I think I'll try it too.

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