For all those suffering with ADD, there are ways that it can be an extremely valuable gift. Do you know of any?
Here are the gifts ADD has brought to me. In no particular order:
Conferences and or teaching skills: I can execute a conference or teach a class and see the smallest question on people’s faces. Or see the slightest bit of boredom or disgust for that matter. Realizing their thoughts and dynamically acting toward a positive change makes a person with ADD a great speaker and teacher... and preacher for that matter (yuk)
Dad: Damn I'm good. I have three children under four, and there is hardly a minute that goes by during the day that I do not listen to their smallest needs. The gift enables me to positively adjust a situation by hearing ALL of their issues at once vs. one side. It really does enable us to have eyes in the backs of our heads.
Sex: No claim to fame here, but a woman with ADD is a dream in bed. She hears or sees everything you want before you say you want it. The drawback is if you date/marry a zombie beotch; it’s like HELLO, are you alive there!?
Entertainment: I love a party, and when I hold one at the house, I swear I can hear every guest. What they say, what they do, and what they need. Exhausted at the end, but damn it looks smooth.