I could play the fat chick. Wait? Is there a fat chick in the bible? I could put on a beard and play Eglon, king of Moab (obscure reference).
I'm just guessing, but I'm very particular about my art and I'm sure Mr. Dalton is very particular about his actors. Not everyone can act (see Star Wars prequels). Not everyone can make good films (see most videos on YouTube, including mine). Mr. Dalton does make good films and probably doesn't need lousy actors mucking that up.
Perhaps there could be a fund-raising event on eBay, auctioning off signed Deity merchandise.