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Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:47pm

I'm standing in someone's office and picturing exactlly what eventually transpired.  We tried cutting old tires to absorb some of the shock and all we got were cuts from the steel belts.

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:40pm

I meant, when they were first explaining what the job was going to entail, it was like some sort of a goof complete with costumes!.

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 4, 2015 at 9:10am

Candid Camera indeed!

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 8:58am

The following tale may sound like an anti-Semitic joke but it’s a true story nonetheless.

When I was a well driller, I once had a job to drill a well for a Hasidim community in Rockland County NY.
Only, instead of using steel casing, they wanted us to use terracotta clay. They expected us to be able to drive clay pipe into the ground and seal it into the bedrock.
Something about Moses preferring terracotta over steel. I felt like I was on a candid camera game show.
Over the course of that week we destroyed three and a half truckloads of six inch red pipe. What a disaster! There was pieces of smashed clay, and clay dust everywhere, but no water well.
About then, they decided to have a meeting, and get back to us.
The next time we arrived on that job, there was a few truckloads of asbestos pipe, just waiting for us. The head man explained, "It's a natural element and I'm told we can install filters to remove any harmful elements."
Filters? To remove a highly carcinogenic substance from your drinking water? Good luck!
After everyone donned their new, top of the line masks, and the State of New York installed a hazardous waste disposal unit, we got to work. Not to worry though, by the end of that week, we had created enough toxic waste to fill two huge dumpsters, but were still no closer to a well then when we started.
Now the bill was close to a hundred grand, plus what they owed NY, and they still didn't have a well.
We were told they needed to have another meeting.
The following week, we got their decision.
The next day, we drove steel casing into the Precambrian granite, and developed a high yield well.
The same filter that was to remove asbestos, is now removing any cooties caused by the steel.
PS: The first day on the job, every helper got a hundred dollar bill for a tip. On the last day, they all got another one. What they lacked common in sense they certainly made up in class!

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 4, 2015 at 8:48am


Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:26am

I've been married for forty years,

after all these years,

I am still in love with the same woman!

I'd be with her right now,

but the hag won't give me a divorce!

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:24am

The study is phony, the results are flawed!

Married people don't really live longer.

It just seems longer!

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:13am

There once was a man from Nantucket,

who kept all his gold in a bucket.

His daughter named Nan,

ran away with a man,

and as for the bucket,

Nan took it!


Weren’t you worried when you saw the first line?

Haha, jokes on you!

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:09am

The nympho-maniacal Alice,

used dynamite once as a phallus.

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

and her buttocks,

was somewhere near Dallas!

Comment by Lemual Poot on April 4, 2015 at 7:04am


The gay young man from Khartoum,

took a lesbian up to his room.

They argued all night,

over who had the right,

to do what,

and with what,

and to whom!


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