Since this is the comedy club we should have a place for jokes huh?
OK, I'll start, here goes.
I saw this on myspace a few days ago and I forgot who posted it but he gets all the credit.
A man goes into an adult store and asks for a blow up doll.
Man behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
"Female," replies the customer.
"White or black?" asks the sale clerk.
"White." answers the man.
"Christian or Muslim?" asks the salesperson.
Puzzled, the customer asks, "What the hell does religion have to do with this?"
The clerk then says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."