As everyone knows, Mary got knocked up by god. But why would he begin or stop there? Was god not seeing other people before he shot his godly baby batter into Mary's uterus? The fact that she didn't consent, wouldn't that make god a rapist? How much sperm does it take to make a Jesus Christ anyway? Since it was Mary and NOT Jesus who is the immaculate one some sperm had to be involved I would gather.
Just making conversation!