No Trekker / Trekkie discussion board would be complete without those indisputable guidelines to commerce and profit, the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Here they are, as elucidated by the cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Lwaxana's response to Rule of Acquisition #31 concerning insulting something he cares about- Just call him a little troll and pull his ears. Lwaxana's response to Rule of Acquisition #40 "She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum." Don't just touch it! Pull it very hard as you call him a troll. Rule #79 "Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge." They should be more aware of Lwaxana Troi. #121 "Everything is for sale, even friendship." Lwaxana Troi is NOT for sale!
So noted. Here's a list of the whole bunch, or at least those which were elucidated during assorted ST episodes.
I have the book of Acquisitions, but I can't come up with a Lwaxana Troi response to all of them. I wish I could, because it might be a riot.
oh cool - thank you