My favorite bible story is the steaming hot mini-porn starring Lot and his two horny daughters. I always wondered, "Just how much wine did they bring with them to that cave anyhow?" Did a Mogen David truck deliver there or something?
On top of that, just how much wine do you have to drink in order to have sex with your daughters, and not even know about it? We're not talking about Everclear here or even Jack Daniels. The only stuff they had back then was close to the grape, foot pressed, and with a vintage of last Tuesday or so.
Let's see now, they run away from a nuclear disaster. Their mother gets turned into a condiment on the way. They finally find a cave big enough to hide in and the only thing the girls are worried about is getting it on with daddy? Kinda makes me wonder about that whole yarn he spun a little earlier in the tale, "My daughters are pure and have never known a man..."
Right! Buy that one and there’s some Florida swampland I‘m sure you’ll be interested in.
Great story about Gough's Cave. So the Brits used to eat each other eh? "Waste not want not." Must have tasted bitter. The French were probably more sour than anything else. The Spanish were probably the tastiest of the lot.