Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)
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  • Jim R S Björklund

    Lewis Black - The Old

    Testament

  • sk8eycat

    Another comment about the fish...of course it won't fry; it has no hands to hold the pan and the utensils.

  • Tony Carroll

  • sk8eycat

    ???: I received an email that Dave Summers posted something here a while ago, but I can't find it. Was it deleted, or is my ISP's email program giving me a bad time sgain?

  • Joseph P

    I'm pretty sure he nuked it.

  • sk8eycat

    Too bad, it's a GOOD, slightly snarky song, IMO  It's eminently worthwhile, so I'm posting the YouTube link:
    http://www.youtube.com/embed/Le8QuMIwdvI

    He did leave out the "fact" that YHWH, in his "holey spirit" persona, knocked up a teenage virgin so that he could be born in his own "son" persona, but still be himself.  If the Trinity dogma (three gods in one) were true, that would make YHWH a mother-f-cker, wouldn't it? 
     
    I'd love to have someone write a snarky song about that conundrum!
  • Andrew Hall

  • Tony Carroll

  • rockytij

    Halloween costume...

  • Ruth Anthony-Gardner

    Groaner, the costume on the left.

  • Aiden

    I've been wanting to do that priest costume for several years, but I can never find one of those dolls...

  • Andrew Hall

  • Terry Groff

  • Joseph P

  • Joseph P

    How do you calculate those odds?

  • Pat

    @Joseph, that is freaking hilarious!

  • Andrew Hall

    I wrote a bit on Atheist Pig titled: Atheists officially declare war on Christmas

  • Chris Dodds

    We all remember Michelle Bachmann's failed run for presidency, but I've uncovered the energy policy she would enact if she had been elected.

    She would require everyone in the country to be really naughty so that every Christmas Eve, Santa would bring everyone enough coal to fuel their energy needs for a year.

  • The Flying Atheist

    Dammit, Chris Dodds.  I'd forgotten about Michelle Bachmann and her failed run for presidency, but now you reminded me!

  • Andrew Hall

  • rockytij

    An argument between a priest and an atheist...

  • Joan Denoo

     rockytij, yesterday, "An argument between a priest and an atheist..." may be the way you perceive the interpersonal reaction. I don't see them in that way. An atheist doesn't need violence or aggression to make a point; in fact, it gets in the way of a good resolution. Just give a reasonable answer to basic questions, like, "Do you really believe in the virgin birth?" or "Do you actually claim the Earth is 6,000 years old?" Depending on the answer an atheist can choose to find others who put their faith in evidence, not stories from primitive homo sapiens third-person stories. 

  • rockytij

    Joan,  I don't see arguments in that way either.  I merely thought it was a humorous little animated gif.  Sorry if it was offensive--no harm was intended.

  • Pat

    @rockytij. It was funny. I got a chuckle out it.

  • Joan Denoo

    OK! OK! I'm just a little old lady who hopes to see people resolve their conflicts without violence before I die. I ca imagine Israeli and Palestinians  sitting at a conference table working through their differences. Or Catholics and Protestants gathered to find common ground. Or Christians and Muslims agreeing to disagree. Or Republicans and Democrats discussing how to find things they have in common, thing that they disagree upon and working to solve problems.

    The "Fussy old lady!" 

  • Terry Groff

    +Joan Denoo. You did notice that this section is called "Atheist Humor" didn't you? That should have been your first clue. A second clue should not have been needed. I don't think anyone here truly believes violence is the answer to our problems.

  • Joan Denoo

    Terry, I hear you. And it appears you hear me. So I don't have to keep on my rant. However ...
  • rockytij

  • Andrew Hall

    I wrote a bit, and thought it was one of my funnier ones.

    Westboro Baptist Church to Start Hosting Birthday Parties

  • Patrick Henry

    What am I commenting on here?

    It's my first comment since I joined so I guess I'll find out soon.

    So, happy New revolution around our star.  I'm happy to see that Brother Richard's Nexus dream is still hanging in there and hasn't been snuffed out by the giant 'godless' social sites!

    I tried to donate during the big drive a few years ago but I had a problem with sending money from the great white north through the pay software.  I should try harder this year since I think an 'Atheist' Nexus is important to the community.

  • Patrick Henry

    I made Atheist Humour... sorry, Atheist Humor my home page here,

    my wife said; "That's a laugh!" (I guess youl'd have to be married to me to get it, or in her case, not get it... get it?)

  • Joseph P

    Uhhhhhhhhhh ... no.
  • Miles Harrison

    I imagine this one gets posted here every few months but if not, enjoy!

  • Miles Harrison

  • Grinning Cat

    Even though I've seen it before, I like the atheist pamphlets. :)

    For those who haven't yet seen Kissing Hank's Ass -- http://www.jhuger.com/kissing-hanks-ass -- that's a non-blank "ha ha only serious" parable that nontheists might distribute.

  • Terry Groff

    Hank dammit! You Hankless heathens. You're going to Hank's basement and there he will kick the shit out of you forever.

  • Humble Pie

    Oh man, Grinning Cat, that is priceless!  Thanks for sharing it!

  • Chris Dodds

    @Miles Harrison  Whre did you get a picture of me at my last physical?

  • Andrew Hall

    I wrote a biblically based bit called Eight ways God shows you that He loves you.

  • Chris Dodds

    BREAKING NEWS:  Famous action figure Stretch Armstrong has admitted to taking elasticity-enhancing drugs!  More on this as it develops

  • rockytij

  • rockytij

  • Tommy

  • Regina Goodwin

    @rockytij - Thanks for the laughs.

  • Regina Goodwin

  • Mark heartwell

    Hi there .....surely the death of being alive or.. sombic reality.. is no joke, but then again is a joke on the one who can not laugh at the reality of living in this world in that state.. sooner or later one might see through the death mask and be tempted to tickle a better situation..If you can't laff you can't live it's a simple or hard as that...let go let flow beyond boundaries
  • Idaho Spud

  • Idaho Spud

  • Joan Denoo

    Spud, both are priceless! 

  • rockytij