Mary announces to Joseph that she is pregnant. And Joseph, of course, knows that they have not had "relations."
Joseph: You're pregnant! My god, whose baby is it? I'll kill him!
Mary: The Holy Ghost made me pregnant.
Joseph: The Holy Ghost?? What kind of bullshit is that?!? Whoever heard of such a thing?
(And--use your imagination. He might go on calling her all kinds of abusive things.)
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