Summary of the Major Articles of Faith
Our Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.
She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom. The latter said to be eaten only by followers of the despicable Purple Oyster (of Doom).
The Followers of the IPU have more Holy Days than those of all other faiths put together, as any Holy Day of any faith is automatically an IPU Holy Day.
Holy Days a…
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