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Comment by Eric B Scott on January 4, 2011 at 1:09pm

I've met Thor:

He forearmed me off my motorcycle in front of Cameron Village Mall, one day. When I got up to go at him. He stopped me in my tracks by asking;

   "Do you know who I am?"

When I replied that I didn't, He explained that he was Thor. He even used an apologetic tone of voice, like "Sorry I hit you, It's just what us gods do!" Then He threw his hands into the air and started screaming,

   "Daddy, don’t beat me!"

 So me and a couple of other guys (Thor had car dived on their windshields before he had found Me.) watched Thor roll around in the street, begging not to be beaten. Odin never showed up, but the cops did. Even the gods don’t like being tazzed.

If you don't believe me, you can check him out. When his not hanging out at Dorothy Dick’s (local mental institute) with Jesus , He's usually having a cup at the Joe.(Yes Jesus, he used to roam up and down Hillsborough St. on the NC State campus side, yelling at people. I haven't seen him in years though.) Thor's the 6'-4", 300 lbs guy with blond hair telling the story of how he knocked Loki off his horse by just flexing his muscles at him (still not kidding).

If you see him, tell him "Hi, from Loki" and that his dad is still looking for him.


Comment by Rich Leighton on August 29, 2010 at 9:24am
Comment by steve williams on June 25, 2010 at 7:58pm
So people in here are claiming their god is Thor? I am confused. I thought atheism was a belief system excluding the existence of any gods.
Comment by Jay Mo on June 7, 2010 at 7:13pm
Well, Thor's dear old dad, Odin, has more in common with Jehovah's offspring, a god in submission to himself, hanging from a (tree|cross).
Comment by Annie on May 13, 2010 at 2:16pm
hahahah! that's great!
Comment by Vaughn Howe on December 5, 2009 at 5:49pm
Sums it up nicely!
Comment by Zedge on September 22, 2009 at 7:05pm
Can't touch this!
Comment by tbw on August 16, 2009 at 1:57am
I'm pretty sure I saw that thor guy at the pride march.
Comment by Eric Sell on August 10, 2009 at 5:26pm
That needs to be on a t shirt!
Comment by Wm. Jake Faust on August 4, 2009 at 12:42pm
ROFL!! Good Stuff...

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