Confession

A Catholic girl went to confession
and said to the priest, "I'm
pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen,
my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the
second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply
asked, "What makes you think it's
the second coming?".
She replied, "Because I swallowed
the first one.

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