Holiday Inn presents a bored atheist with some entirely-too-appropriate complimentary stationary, a pen, and a copy of the ubiquitous Gideon-provided reading material. Synapses fire, a logical process completes itself, some simple math is done, and the expected result is produced.
Bible + 'Stay Thoughtful' memo pad + free ballpoint pen + bored atheist = Bible with thoughtful note left inside cover + smug, amused atheist with a new pen.
Note to any and all atheists who may find themselves sleeping over at a Holiday Inn- do not pass up this opportunity. Sooner or later the chain may catch on and alter their stationary.