Lighten up. A little humour.

Moses and Jesus were taking a stroll along the shore of the Red Sea. Moses said "You know, Jesus, I've still got it. Watch this." He raised his arms, and the Sea opened up. Jesus, unimpressed, and not to be outdone, said " Ok, check this out." He walked out on to the water, but didn't get very far when he started to sink. He was in a bit of bother, floundering around and looked like drowning. Moses raised his arms again, opening the sea, and Jesus walked out. He said "Thanks Moses. Gee ,that's funny. I used to do that easily." Moses replied, "Yes, but you didn't have holes in your feet then."

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