No, it's not a Klan gathering on your front lawn. That would be a worry, especially if you're a dark shade of white. This is a fucking big cross that despite everything else being razed to the ground in an inferno, it managed to somehow come through unscathed. I'm told by a sincere believer that this is irrefutable proof of the existence of God. It's got the firemen fucked too as to why it's the only thing left standing. You'd reckon it would occur to them that it's not made out of wood. Most likely reinforced concrete. Not even God can get concrete to burn. And they reckon I'm a dumb cunt.