"Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one."--Unknown
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"-- Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith
"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and the state forever separated." - Ulysses S. Grant
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned." -- unknown
"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means." - George Bernard Shaw
"The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence."-- Abu Ala Al-Ma'arri (???? - 1059)
"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means." --George Bernard Shaw
"There is not one single established religion that an intelligent, educated man can believe." --George Bernard Shaw
'If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." --Albert Einstein
."A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." --Mark Twain
"Shake off all fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." --Thomas Jefferson
Why are you an atheist?...I thought about it"
"Strange...another year gone by and still no Rapture..."
"Christian?, you must have never finished reading the whole Bible."
"If you pray, Paris Hilton is god's way of spitting in your face".
God: The Official Cop-Out Answer of the World.
1 cross + 3 nails = 2 hours and 8 bucks wasted on a crappy Mel Gibson movie
Religion is for those who are afraid to ask questions.
Atheism is for those who are afraid of what will happen if we stop.
Yeah, I've pondered the existence of god... but I haven't touched those drugs for a LONG time now.
Not getting up Sunday morning, no fearing afterlife, thinking for oneself...priceless
The Rapture - promises, promises. Hurry up and leave already.