"I don't swear, I affirm. Hah!
No, seriously, I swear with gusto when the occasion calls for it. Hah! Again.
No, really, seriously this time, I swear with whatever words feel right at that moment--even if they are…"
"Lately I've been stealing curse words from my girlfriend's language (French) even though my own language has some of the most beautiful swear words due to the ability of the Dutch language to make incredibly long words. A part from…"
"Reminds me of a joke. A woman on a plane sneezed every few minutes; after each sneeze her whole body shuttered. The man sitting next to her asked if she was alright and she replied, “Oh I'm OK, but every time I sneeze I have a really…"
"God fucking Damnit to hell, that is a damned good question you cock sucking bastard. Shit, I find myself stymied constantly by all those imaginary concepts those asshole theists cunt bastards have envisioned and coined. I have a hellofa time finding…"