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The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Awesome Page of Awesomeness

WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!!!

see? this isn't the right picture, its been photo shopped and shit.

see this is the right one, get it straight you christian retards!!!!

a drawing from one of my followers:

yeah I know it doesn't look like Me...... its one of my many violent and deadly minions.......

meet my fishy, DIE STUPID JESUS FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a pirate, its helping stop global warming

people! help stop global warming! become a pirate!

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At 1:56pm on December 31, 2008, John Sanford said…
Happy birthday though irrelevant to a superior species as timeless as thou art.

May your tentacles be plentiful and your existence outshine lesser imagined deities. Particularly ones dealing with worshiping devices of torture, incest, infanticide and the other plethora of damning practices.

I am only a pirate in the sense that I've captured this vessel in which I reside...
At 8:43am on December 31, 2008, Shlarg said…
Happy birthday ! (and a happy New year :)
At 2:48pm on September 20, 2008, The Flying Spaghetti Monster said…

At 12:51pm on September 20, 2008, The Flying Spaghetti Monster said…
only 17 poor little pirates left.......
At 12:47pm on September 20, 2008, The Flying Spaghetti Monster said…
it doesn't matter what kind of pirate you are.

according to the chart any pirate will help lower the temperature and save the fucking world, otherwise it would be more specific
At 10:45am on September 20, 2008, Loki said…
Can I be a viking pirate?
At 7:58am on September 20, 2008, The Flying Spaghetti Monster said…
People! become a fucking pirate!! save the fucking world!!!!!! look at the graph, its just so obvious....
At 7:55pm on September 19, 2008, Remy said…
Pastafarians! This means the world will end in the year 4000. So we have plenty of time to screw around and drink beer.
At 7:32pm on September 19, 2008, The Flying Spaghetti Monster said…
yes the awesome number 4000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 7:30pm on September 19, 2008, Skylar said…
#4,000!

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I probably won't post anything here... ever.... and if I did it would suck so don't bother coming back here ever again...

 
 
 

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