"Hi I'm at a bnb today and tomorrow. Then at betesda north Marriott Friday and Saturday. I did a white house tour today and will be at mall tomorrow. Was considering a bike tour. I actually made up a Canadian Reason Rally supporter tee shirt.…"
Hey there, sorry for not replying to you in a while, I have been quite busy suffice to say. How exactly do you want the sound format? I have more or less finished my basic idea of the Swedish language, I have also come to the realization there is no real swearing word which is so bad we must filter it with profanity. I can however still point out worse words than others for you.
Ah, then I have a pretty rough idea of what you mean at least. I hope you understand that there are MANY swearings in Swedish and some of them can be combined endlessly into incredibly long offensive utterings, and it's hard to cover up all that without being an expert of the subject, which obviously my lecturer was.
I will see what I can do for you, chances are I upload it on Youtube and later link it for you. Do you want rough or literary translations as well? Rough I mean how a similar word would be used in English (most Swedish wearings are just translated into fuck though... because you English people seem to have a love for sex :)) ) and literary pretty much speaks for itself, and I will try to explain as good as I can what they mean and how they can be used, like with the example "fitthelvete", "cunthell".
There is a book my old lecturer wrote, it's unfortunately not translated into other languages though. This is the best link I could find. I could make a recording for you, but then you must specify exactly what you need.