Richard Goscicki said…You're confusing Our Lord Jesus Christ with Santa Claus. That's like confusing W. Bush with Einstein.
One more question. According to the miracle of the Immaculate Conception, Our Lord Jesus didn't pass through the birth canal. So, now be honest, remember you're a member of the clergy: How can Jesus be totally human, (the Son of Man and all that) and not like pussy?
You’re a reverend so you’re supposed to spout genuine orthodox evangelical doubletalk. And you’re not allowed to eat snakes, no matter how you cook ‘em.
All right, one more chance. Why did Jesus only appear to his friends when he resurrected? Just think of it: If he marched into Jerusalem waving flags and blowing horn, just think of all the publicity He could have had.
Give me a straight answer without any ecclesiastic chicanery, okay Rev?