"We did think about posting people at the billboard but nothing panned out. Those dicks carry guns after all. Some things aren't worth dying for. Besides, we got even more people joining Charlotte Atheists and Agnostics just because of the…"
"I would suggest you check w/ United Way if there's one in your area. The ones in my area have a Family Services section that counsels people based on a sliding scale to determine cost. They may also be able to help you with job counselling as…"
"The recipe said bake at cave temperature for three days and three nights but god checked frequently (as all good bakers do) and found him done, early. Viola! Zombie Jesus for your dining pleasure, served every Sunday at some locations and at…"