""You're never really going to be ready for kids, so you should have them anyway."
I've heard that one too. Then, in the next breath, they're complaining about all of those "welfare mothers" who "have kids…"
"Kitty, My dad, who had sometimes been violent, made a decision easy: at 25 I didn't want to do to another set of kids what he'd done to his kids. I married a woman whose parents had died in a car accident. While in an orphanage, she was…"
"I just got a new one!
"Not having kids is CRUEL because you're not thinking about all the people who can't have children. It's just like, laughing in their face because you can have kids but refuse to!"
""Sadly, I'm not the type of person who savors the smell of my own farts."
I win at retaliation for this kind of crap. It's from years of people not getting that I detest children if they aren't at least 14."
"Oh hell that's the most insulting one.
I've me a ton of immature moms. Dragging their kids around when the 3-year-old is clearly sleepy, tired, and doesn't want to be their. Spoiling their children to death and not doing anything when…"
"Wow, I haven't commented yet!
I can't believe I haven't.
Well, the worst shit I get to my face is usually people smugly going "well you'll change your mind, one day."
but here's some I've heard passed…"
"I think you mean it's Terrifying and Funny at the same time.
Combine Pro-life, anti-environmentalism, and Dominionist Christianity with the idea that every unfertilized egg is a murdered child, and boom, you have the Quiverfull Cult.
"I've got two - one that was the real "facepalm" and the other was a unique one:
"If you get pregnant, and don't eat any more than you do now, you'll lose weight!" (unique) Yeah, I see all of the women who gained…"